I want a newfoundland puppy.

whoredinarygirl:

miscaitlin:

miscaitlin:

my mum just came home drunk asking me to make her chicken nuggets 

she fell asleep and im left with all these nuggets image

that’s the opposite of a problem

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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themindsetofakiller:

fuckyeahtherealkiki:

True Crime + Text Posts Part II. As before, credit goes to those who made the actual text posts. Hey, btw, don’t be a dick and repost any of these, k? Thanks!

oh

I’ve been waiting for this

(via -milkteeth)

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unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

image

(Source: shovel-girl, via fake-mermaid)

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donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

(Source: grrlyman, via sexcake)

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feelbas:

karensmithvevo:

romantic things to send to yr bae

You guys just couldn’t wait until valentines day could you?

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral

(via mybiggestsecrettt)

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hoechlinth:

i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

(via mybiggestsecrettt)

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franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

(via mybiggestsecrettt)

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stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image

(via fake-mermaid)

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jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

(via uterlyartlez)

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