I want a newfoundland puppy.

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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theshirtlesslifter:

I feel like this line of the song is extremely underrated. 

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9 hours ago

edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

(via princess-amz)

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1 day ago

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(Source: kimagreggs, via princess-amz)

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1 day ago

thatfunnyblog:

parents: you need a haircut

me: image

(Source: carnevore, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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1 day ago

illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

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(Source: illkim, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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guy:

me trying to get work done in school

guy:

me trying to get work done in school

(via overd0sed)

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1 day ago

pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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manhood:

WHAT IS HAPPENING

(Source: vinebox, via fake-mermaid)

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